Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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