- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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