- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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