- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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