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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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