- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Dumbledore dies.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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