This isn't funny.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Andoni was here

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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