- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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