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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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