- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

speak now or forever hold your pee

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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