- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Tucker Rivera

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What comes after Friday? A ?.

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