I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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