- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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