- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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