it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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