- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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