Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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I love alchohol!

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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