I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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