- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Poker? I barely even know her.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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