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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

binladin walks into the american seals

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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