Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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