What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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