Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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