- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

i am writing this because i felt like it.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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