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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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