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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Adam Chebali is awesome

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A pope meets another one

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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