- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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