Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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