- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What's funny? Women's rights.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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