- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??