- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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