- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I just threw up..In my pants.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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