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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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