A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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A man goes to the potty.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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