Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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kathryn atkins

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Small Penis.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Anti Joke

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