- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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