Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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