- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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