- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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