What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Albert <3 Hunter

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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