- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

race-car = rac-ecar

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

here's a joke... the american education society

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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