What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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men, men like men= men+bed

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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