- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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