- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

like most people my age. im 27

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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