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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

knock knock who's there? faith

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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