- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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