Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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