Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Gustavo Andrade

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Anti Joke

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