What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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