- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Potassium? K.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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