What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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