Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Ms Leong Sux

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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