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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

No it doesnt..

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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