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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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