What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

noah is a scrub jungle

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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