- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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