- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

ever tried african food? they neither

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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