Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Homo say what?

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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