- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

roses are red poo is poo

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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