- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Steve Jobs is alive.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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