- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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