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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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