- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

a chinese man pays the full price

brock has small hands for a small job

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

what you get time to go with? - a clock

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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