whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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