- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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