- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Potassium? K.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Barack Obama.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Guess what? I like trains.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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