What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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