- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What do black people eat? Food.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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