- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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