A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Waffles ate my grandma

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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