- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Double-whammy

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Penis

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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