What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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you give like i give lomain

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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