- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What's your blood type? Red.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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