- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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