- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

This is not a joke.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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