- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What are annoying? Ads.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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