A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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