- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Cancer. Super Cancer.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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