- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

your mum

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Knock Knock Come in

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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