- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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