They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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