- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Gay republicans

God is real.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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