A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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