Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

read this sentence again.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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