- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

I have an idea! You leave.

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