- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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