- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

kennah campion when she talks

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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