yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Robin, get in the car!

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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