What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Guess what What

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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