- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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