- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

knock knock!? . . No.

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