Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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A pope meets another one

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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George W. Bush

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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knock knock who's there ?

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Your're racist.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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