- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

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