- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Your girlfriend.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

black chicken. kfc

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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