- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Bitch

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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