josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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