- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

time to spruce up!

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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