So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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