Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What comes after 69? 70

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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