- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

SHUT UP JP

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

360 NO SCOPE

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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