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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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