A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Black people in Camden NJ.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

sucks Syntax...

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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