- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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