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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

child labor

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Your mother is average.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Roses are red, yup.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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