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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

- Helen Keller

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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