What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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