- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

if you don't like this you're gay

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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