Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Title IX

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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nolan is gay

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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