- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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