What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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