- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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Skinny people fart less.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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