- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Your sex life.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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