- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Knock knock, COME IN!

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