3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Anti Joke

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