Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Tall asians

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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