- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What is older than history?

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What do you call an blank test? an F

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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