- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Indians

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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