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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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