Sarah Palin.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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