- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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