so today i took a poop. hehe

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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