there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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a irish man walks past a bar

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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