A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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knock knock go away

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