Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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No antijoke here.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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