Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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George W. Bush

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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I hate blackniggers

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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ejaculation JLR

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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test test

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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