- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

civil rights

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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