Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What's white and gluey Glue

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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