- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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