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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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