- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

How did the black person die? Of old age

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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