Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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