- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

How did the black person die? Of old age

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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