- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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