- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

guy walks into a bar, ouch

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

A cat playing laser tag.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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