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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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