- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

why did you poop because you are a poop

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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