- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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