What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

mitchell palmer sucks

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

whats gay and american? a gay american

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What is funnier than 24 69

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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