- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Knock Knock.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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