What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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