one stop shop

If you're happy and you know it get a life

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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