Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Robert Mugabe.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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VITAMIN C!

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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