Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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