why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Andoni was here

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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