- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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