Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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