- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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