Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Eric is gay Ha

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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