- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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