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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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