- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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