Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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