Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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sky silverstein

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Jebron Lames.

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