- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Black people in Camden NJ.

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