Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

How many light bulbs? 1

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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