Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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karn chevalier

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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