Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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american idol

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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