- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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