- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Sloths

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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