knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Anti Joke

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