- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

I C U P White stuff

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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