- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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