What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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I have an idea! You leave.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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