Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Knock knock come in.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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