- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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