- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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