- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Go away still nothing to see

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Boner

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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