How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

The Oakland Raiders

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Women's rights

Anti Joke

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