- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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