- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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