How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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