- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

How old are you? 7

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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