- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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