- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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