- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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