George W. Bush

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Roses are red.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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