Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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