My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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