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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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