Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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what is 3+3= 8

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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