- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Women's rights.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Knock, Knock Come in

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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