- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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