- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Eric is gay Ha

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??