- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

there once was a black man who played basketball

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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