Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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