- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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