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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Barack Obama.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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