Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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