- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Women's Rights..

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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