Your mother is so fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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